The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Sarah Rosenshine
Sarah Rosenshine is a writer living in Astoria, Queens. Her work has also appeared in The Onion and The New Yorker.
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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July 30, 2015Welcome to the Online Home of Gary, Indiana’s Premier Erotic Bakery
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January 30, 2015Take The Challenge
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June 21, 2013The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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September 24, 2012The New York Times Announces an Editorial Policy Change
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May 24, 2011The Adventures Of Right-Wing Conservative Robin Hood
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January 28, 2011Adapting My Pandora Preferences Based On My Completely Objective Opinions About Music
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also We’re Invading Greenland
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance