Internet Tendency

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Articles by

Scott Blaszak

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Scott Blaszak is a Philadelphia-based screenwriter and digital producer. Once in a great while he finishes something.

September 12, 2023

Mike Pence on That Time When the Insurrectionists Wanted to Hang Him

by Scott Blaszak
July 3, 2012

Famous Artists’ Letters About Draw Something

by Scott Blaszak
October 2, 2008

The Expectations Game

by Scott Blaszak
July 21, 2008

Bowline Variations

by Scott Blaszak
March 7, 2008

You’ve Got to Watch The Wire

by Scott Blaszak
December 6, 2007

My Business Card Is A Ball Of Putty

by Scott Blaszak
May 1, 2007

Important Follow Up Re: The New Password Complexity Policy

by Scott Blaszak

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
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by Andrew Marshall
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by Carlos Greaves
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