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Articles by
Scott Blaszak
Scott Blaszak is a Philadelphia-based screenwriter and digital producer. Once in a great while he finishes something.
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September 12, 2023Mike Pence on That Time When the Insurrectionists Wanted to Hang Him
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July 3, 2012Famous Artists’ Letters About Draw Something
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October 2, 2008The Expectations Game
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July 21, 2008Bowline Variations
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March 7, 2008You’ve Got to Watch The Wire
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December 6, 2007My Business Card Is A Ball Of Putty
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May 1, 2007Important Follow Up Re: The New Password Complexity Policy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also We’re Invading Greenland
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance