The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Una LaMarche
Una LaMarche is a Brooklyn-based writer and journalist. The New York Times has called her “surprisingly seductive,” which she plans to use on her tombstone. She has published four novels as well as a humor essay collection, “Unabrow: Misadventures of a Late Bloomer.”
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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August 26, 2022A Rebuttal to “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” By Me, the Woman Who Wrote the Personal Ad
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June 6, 2022Disney Women at the Fertility Clinic
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance