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Animals Got Problems

Animals Got Problems is a regular comic by Jory John & Alyssa Machle John about the fascinating world of animals and their numerous, persistent problems.

February 19, 2020

Animals Got Problems: Seize the Day… Tomorrow

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John
January 8, 2020

Animals Got Problems: Two’s A Crowd

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
November 20, 2019

Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
October 23, 2019

Animals Got Problems: What Does It All Mean, Anyway?

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
October 2, 2019

Animals Got Problems: All By Myself

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
February 20, 2019

Animals Got Problems: It’s Tough Out There

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
December 14, 2018

Animals Got Problems: Maybe I’ll Stay Home Today

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
October 19, 2018

Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John
September 21, 2018

Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John
September 6, 2018

Animals Got Problems: Quiet Lives of Desperation

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
August 14, 2018

Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
July 19, 2018

Animals Got Problems: You Can’t Choose Your Family

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John

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