The Believer Magazine
Ben Greenman’s Money-Making Schemes
Making money is not the easiest thing in the world, but it’s not the hardest thing either. Or rather: it is the hardest, unless you have a plan. And I have a plan. Several plans, to be clear. In the interest of transparency, and in the hopes of attracting gimlet-eyed investors, I am posting brief descriptions of those Money Making SchemesTM, or MMSsTM, here online.
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