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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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October 17, 2024An Open Letter to Love Is Blind Producers About Why We Need a Lesbian Season
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September 5, 2024An Open Letter to Whoever Is Trying to Hack My Instagram Account
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June 12, 2024An Open Letter to Martha-Ann Alito About Her New Pride Flag
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 16, 2024An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Making My Wife Laugh on Slack
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April 16, 2024An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor
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March 21, 2024An Open Letter to the White Person Who Just Found Out I’m Puerto Rican
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February 15, 2024An Open Letter from Myself to Myself from Before I Learned That Backyard Bird Feeders Require Biweekly Cleaning
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer