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30-somethings
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June 21, 2024You Really Want to Start Skateboarding in Your Midthirties? Here Are Five Picks for Relaxing Outdoor Chairs Instead
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May 29, 2024Excerpts from an Epic Fantasy Novel Where the Protagonist Is Over Thirty
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November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
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October 26, 2023So, You’ve Decided to Start Listening to Radiohead in Your Mid-Thirties
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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January 26, 2022A Scathing Review of Your Thirties: The Video Game
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August 30, 2019So You’re 35 and All Your Friends Have Already Shed Their Human Skins
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June 18, 2019Scenes from 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving
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June 10, 2019To All My Friends Still In Their 20s: Get With the Times
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May 13, 2019Yeah, Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman in Your 30s?
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee