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February 12, 2025I Know This Is a Bad Time, but I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin
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February 18, 2022I’m Abraham Lincoln and I Beg of You, Please Commemorate My Birthday with Mattress Sales
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October 14, 2021I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact
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July 5, 2011Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Do I Make a President?
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November 10, 2010Metacritic Throughout History
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November 4, 2010The Williamsburg Address
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August 4, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Care?
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July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
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April 29, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Does Sexy Matter?
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March 10, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which President Should I Have a Beer With?
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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