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All posts tagged
advice
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November 28, 2024Butterball’s Helpline Helpline
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August 26, 2024Sun and Water Are All Your Garden Needs to Grow. Except Not That Much Sun, and Also Way Less Water
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April 23, 2024Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
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March 29, 2022AITA for Asking My Gorgon Girlfriend to Clean Her Snake-Hairs off the Floor?
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December 16, 2021The Only Seven Phrases You Will Need on Your Wedding Day
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June 18, 2021Happy Father’s Day: Pearls of Wisdom from My Gay Dads
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May 26, 2021Unsolicited Advice on How to Get Pregnant from Your Neighbor Jenna, Kath from Book Club, and Ancient Sumerian Fertility Deity, Ninkharsag
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy from Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers