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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 10, 2025Your Thirties Are the Best Years of Your Life, Unfortunately
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August 7, 2024An Oral History of My Aging Body
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June 21, 2024You Really Want to Start Skateboarding in Your Midthirties? Here Are Five Picks for Relaxing Outdoor Chairs Instead
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June 17, 2024A Nostalgic Reverie for My Youth, When I Wasn’t So Nostalgic All the Time
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
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October 17, 2023Sure, Trump Is an Authoritarian Grifter, but at Least He’s Three Years Younger Than Biden
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April 13, 2023TikTok’s Old Age Filter Shows My Wife and Some Other Guy Standing on My Grave
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner