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All posts tagged
applications
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March 23, 2022Apply for This Apartment in Thirty-One Easy Steps
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January 27, 2022Why I, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Would Like to Apply to Hype House
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February 15, 2017Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay
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February 6, 2017Application Requirements for Becoming Our Couple Friends
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September 19, 2016An Honest Intern Application Cover Letter
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September 12, 2014A Millennial Applies for a Ghostwriting Position at a Wealthy White Lady’s Lifestyle Blog
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March 18, 2013The Tortured Artist Grant
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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September 4, 2007Patents I Have Sought, And Failed, To Obtain
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June 7, 2007Response To Self Dubbed “Applicant #69” From The Elite School For Yoga Enthusiasts
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu