The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
autumn
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November 13, 2024Rules for Our Cranberry Bog
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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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September 26, 2024Frequently Asked Questions About Leaf Blowers
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 25, 2023I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
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October 24, 2023For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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September 25, 2023What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
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September 23, 2022On the Eighth Day, Leon Leonwood Bean Said, “Let There Be Flannel Shirts”
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August 30, 2022I’ll Drink this Pumpkin Spice Latte Before Labor Day, But Only Because Demons Are Making Me
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations