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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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July 21, 2023“Barbie Girl” by Ernest Hemingway
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July 20, 2022Reasons My Kid’s Barbie Is Increasingly Relatable as I Approach Middle Age
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April 17, 2019My Barbies As a Girl or Me As an Adult Woman?
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March 22, 2016Hillary and Barbie: A Chronological Faceoff
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November 30, 2010Barbie is a Product of Her Environment
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April 22, 2005If Only They Kept Diaries: Barbie
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August 13, 2004Sestina: Playing with Dolls
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January 27, 1999The Top Ten Censored Press Releases of 1998, No. 8
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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