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All posts tagged
barbie
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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July 21, 2023“Barbie Girl” by Ernest Hemingway
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July 20, 2022Reasons My Kid’s Barbie Is Increasingly Relatable as I Approach Middle Age
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April 17, 2019My Barbies As a Girl or Me As an Adult Woman?
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March 22, 2016Hillary and Barbie: A Chronological Faceoff
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November 30, 2010Barbie is a Product of Her Environment
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April 22, 2005If Only They Kept Diaries: Barbie
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August 13, 2004Sestina: Playing with Dolls
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January 27, 1999The Top Ten Censored Press Releases of 1998, No. 8
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee