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All posts tagged
birds
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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March 20, 2025RFK Jr.’s Plans for Stopping the Bird Flu
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October 30, 2024The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders
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June 18, 2024Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
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February 15, 2024An Open Letter from Myself to Myself from Before I Learned That Backyard Bird Feeders Require Biweekly Cleaning
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January 11, 2023What to Do with Your Twitter Account Now That Elon Musk Has Given Control of the Company to a Translucent Floating Orb Full of Crane Eggs
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August 22, 2022Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M.
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June 3, 2022I Am a Carnivorous Kestrel Falcon with Postpartum Depression
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May 23, 2022A Modern Art Critical Analysis of Birds’ Nests
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January 5, 2022Everything We Currently Know About Birds
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel