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All posts tagged
boats
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March 18, 2024You Think Pickleball Is Bad? Try Living Next to an Eighteenth-Century Warship
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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May 22, 2017FastCarsandBoatsNews.com Will Champion the Resistance
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March 3, 2017Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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October 6, 2014Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
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April 18, 2013Exciting New Job Opportunity at Carnival Cruises!
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August 23, 2012A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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May 12, 2010You’re About to Look at Some Paintings of Old Boats
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday