Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children? - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

The Believer Magazine

Subscribe today to climb aboard this unstoppable train of a literary journal.

1. Hopper

2. Tiller

3. Dashiell

4. Stanchion

5. Anais

6. Talullah

7. Rudder

8. Mason

9. Traveler

10. Flora

11. Portlight

12. Magnus

- - -

Boat Parts: 2, 4, 7, 11
Names of Unvaccinated Children: 1, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12
Both: 9

Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.

Become a patron

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack

Suggested Reads

May 22, 2017

FastCarsandBoatsNews.com Will Champion the Resistance

by Nick Hagar
April 12, 2001

Proposed Names for an Amateur Wrestler Unduly Influenced by the Work of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

by Jim Ruland
January 17, 2000

Six Possible Pseudonyms for Allen T. Loffman

by Joshua Steichman
November 15, 2024

I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE

by Jack Stebbins

Trending 🔥

November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 8, 2024

Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires

by Eli Grober
November 13, 2024

Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences

by Lisa Borders
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves

Recently

November 22, 2024

Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace

by Natasha Dumas
November 22, 2024

Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley

by Annalee Newitz
November 22, 2024

Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?

by Andrew Paul
November 21, 2024

I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee

by Jessica M. Goldstein