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All posts tagged
breastfeeding
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
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May 24, 2023Nicknames for My Precious Breastfed Baby Inspired by Common Garden Weeds
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July 27, 2020I’m a Lactation Consultant Here to Provide You With a Lot of Options But Only One Choice
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October 4, 2019Goodnight Boobs: An Ode to the End of Nursing
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September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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December 8, 2017My Breasts’ List of Grievances Against The Baby
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July 18, 2017How to Latch Your Baby to Your Left Breast in a Cross Cradle Hold in 33 Easy-to-Master Steps
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February 16, 2017FAQ: Nursing Your Newborn Abject Despair
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February 22, 2016Things My Electric Breast Pump Says to Me
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