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January 24, 2025Our Customers Demand Terrible AI Systems
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July 22, 2024Here at VeriMark, Our Home Page Tells You Nothing About Who We Are
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May 23, 2024If I, the Heiress to a Pickle-Manufacturing Magnate, Can Make It in This Business, Anyone Can
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 8, 2023It Was Hard to Start This New Business with the Millions I Made from My Previous Business
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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December 1, 2020Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner