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July 22, 2024Here at VeriMark, Our Home Page Tells You Nothing About Who We Are
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May 23, 2024If I, the Heiress to a Pickle-Manufacturing Magnate, Can Make It in This Business, Anyone Can
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 8, 2023It Was Hard to Start This New Business with the Millions I Made from My Previous Business
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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December 1, 2020Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance
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August 8, 2019We Are Proud to Announce the Birth of Our First Start-Up
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday