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All posts tagged
christmas
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December 22, 2023This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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December 21, 2023Mary’s Mother Visits the Manger
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December 21, 2023An Open Letter to People Who Hate the Paul McCartney Song “Wonderful Christmastime”
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December 20, 2023Abbott and Costello and the Grinch Watch a Baseball Game Between the Whos Down in Whoville
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December 19, 2023The Virgin Mary’s Baby Registry
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 21, 2022Joseph of Nazareth Has Had It with Hotels.com
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December 20, 2022We Are the Dead Moms in Holiday Commercials and We Have Had Enough
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December 20, 2022Norse Mythology for Bostonians: Thor and Loki Go Christmas Shopping
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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November 15, 2024I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE
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November 14, 2024I’m Putting Together a Team. The Worst Fucking Team of All Time
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November 14, 2024Names for Different Groups of Women