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All posts tagged
christmas
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December 24, 2024The Twelve Days of Christmas
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December 23, 2024The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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December 10, 2024How Mrs. Claus Is Going to Survive till December 25
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December 22, 2023This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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December 21, 2023Mary’s Mother Visits the Manger
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead