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All posts tagged
clothing
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February 19, 2025How Our Pants Fit
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March 4, 2024FAQ’s About Our Extremely Confusing and Unhelpful Sizing Guide
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February 22, 2024How to Go to the Bathroom While Wearing a Jumpsuit
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January 18, 2024Sure, We’ve Made Some Mistakes Here at Global Fast Fashion, Inc., but Do You Want Two-Dollar Cargo Pants or Not?
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November 30, 2023A Garnet Hill Lady Does MDMA
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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October 16, 2023So, You Assume I Do Not Know of the Wide-Leg Jean?
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September 27, 2023Just to Confirm, We’re All Still Wearing Shorts Tonight, Right?
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August 22, 2023We Invent Bullshit Words to Get You to Buy All-New Outdoor Equipment
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November 17, 2022I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead