The Believer Magazine
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college
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 30, 2024Every Conversation Between Every Parent and Their Child After One Year of College
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May 29, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Gathered More Rosebuds
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally