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construction
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June 13, 2024An OSHA Workplace Safety Checklist as Designed by Me, a Child Asked to Hold the Flashlight for My Father
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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July 19, 2013Let’s Build a Giant Thing
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June 17, 2013An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
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October 1, 2008Things Not to Tell Fellow Construction Workers When You’re the New Guy
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October 23, 2007In the Early ’70s, a Chicago Native Approves of the Sears Tower Construction, in Anticipation of It Beating the World Trade Center for Tallest Building in the World
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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