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All posts tagged
corporations
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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January 10, 2024Shit, Looks Like Our Product Very Literally “Revolutionized the Industry”
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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August 18, 2023Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic
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June 6, 2023To Celebrate Pride, We’re Proud to Color In Our Logo for a Month
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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March 1, 2023How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
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October 25, 2022You’re Not Going to Believe This, but We Here at Adidas Completely Missed Kanye’s Recent Antisemitic Activity
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday