corporations

Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?

Shit, Looks Like Our Product Very Literally “Revolutionized the Industry”

We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole

As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me

Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic

To Celebrate Pride, We’re Proud to Color In Our Logo for a Month

A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store

How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?

You’re Not Going to Believe This, but We Here at Adidas Completely Missed Kanye’s Recent Antisemitic Activity

About Our New Corporate Bloodletting Program