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All posts tagged
corporations
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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January 10, 2024Shit, Looks Like Our Product Very Literally “Revolutionized the Industry”
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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August 18, 2023Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic
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June 6, 2023To Celebrate Pride, We’re Proud to Color In Our Logo for a Month
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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March 1, 2023How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally