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All posts tagged
court
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July 10, 2020Jury Deliberations In a Highly Contentious Murder Trial or Potty Training a Toddler?
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May 14, 2020United States v. Barack Hussein Obama: The Obamagate Indictment
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April 18, 2019You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
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August 5, 2016Objection, Your Honor! It’s Time For My Moving, Heartfelt Closing Speech in This Movie About a Trial!
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August 5, 2015The Jury Requests Another Day to Deliberate—Not Just to Keep Hanging Out With Paul McCartney
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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June 21, 2010The State of California v. Mr. Miyagi, Regarding Daniel LaRusso, aka, “Daniel-San,” aka, the Orginal “Karate Kid.”
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May 3, 2010This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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May 8, 2008Court Cases With Which I Am Familiar
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November 13, 2007An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee