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December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
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August 15, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Inappropriate Crushes You Have Definitely Had If Your Name is Sarah Peebles, in Chronological Order
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February 29, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 8 Signs Mark Strom From Math Class is Way Into You
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February 3, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Letter to All of My Unrequited Crushes
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November 21, 2014How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: An Unfortunate Series of Unrequited Crushes
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July 28, 2014The Association for the Study of Romantic Letters Presents the First Annual Conference On How to Tell Samantha I Really Like Her
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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