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cults
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July 25, 2022Reasons for My Résumé Gap More Reassuring to Employers Than Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
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November 13, 2020NXIVM Sex Cult Leader or Outgoing President of the United States?
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October 13, 2020Greetings from the Only Other Black Person In the Cult You Just Joined
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January 15, 2019An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community
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November 14, 2018The Cult of Ina Garten
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 27, 20188 Easy Steps to Building a Killer Brand
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October 20, 2016The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!
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July 6, 2015Pool Rules
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October 31, 2014Here at Cline Family Country Cabin, We Do Things a Little Differently
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner