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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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December 22, 2020Barack Obama’s Favorite Swedish Death Metal of 2020
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July 4, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem
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October 6, 2015Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net
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January 19, 2011Create Your Own Death Metal Song
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April 15, 2010Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?
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July 30, 2009The Baxter County DeathFest Has Been Canceled
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August 8, 2007Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage
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December 15, 2005Death-Metal-Publicist Birth Announcement
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March 16, 2004Sestina: Death Metal Number One
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