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department-stores

November 29, 2024

Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores

by Jared Flood
November 29, 2024

Leonardo Da Vinci Seeks Part-Time Holiday Position at Hobby Lobby

by T. Kent Jones
July 10, 2020

We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice

by Sumeet Kaur
June 20, 2018

Upon the Altar of IKEA

by Meg Elison
April 26, 2018

Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie

by Sarah Solomon
February 8, 2017

I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom

by Valerie Nies
October 1, 2014

I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
May 13, 2011

An Open Letter to Walgreens

by Joseph Andrew
June 24, 2005

The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium

by Kate Hahn
October 9, 2003

Opening

by J. Robert Lennon

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March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
March 18, 2025

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

by Ryan Wolin
March 26, 2025

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

by Sara K. Runnels
March 25, 2025

The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat

by Agrim Joshi

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April 2, 2025

We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also We’re Invading Greenland

by Carlos Greaves
April 2, 2025

Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories

by Tom Smyth
April 1, 2025

I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 1, 2025

An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance

by Saba Khonsari