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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores
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November 29, 2024Leonardo Da Vinci Seeks Part-Time Holiday Position at Hobby Lobby
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July 10, 2020We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice
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June 20, 2018Upon the Altar of IKEA
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April 26, 2018Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie
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February 8, 2017I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom
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October 1, 2014I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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October 9, 2003Opening
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