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department-stores

November 29, 2024

Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores

by Jared Flood
November 29, 2024

Leonardo Da Vinci Seeks Part-Time Holiday Position at Hobby Lobby

by T. Kent Jones
July 10, 2020

We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice

by Sumeet Kaur
June 20, 2018

Upon the Altar of IKEA

by Meg Elison
April 26, 2018

Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie

by Sarah Solomon
February 8, 2017

I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom

by Valerie Nies
October 1, 2014

I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
May 13, 2011

An Open Letter to Walgreens

by Joseph Andrew
June 24, 2005

The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium

by Kate Hahn
October 9, 2003

Opening

by J. Robert Lennon

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January 15, 2025

A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon

by Evan Barber
January 15, 2025

Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty

by Lisa Borders
January 17, 2025

Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?

by Carlos Greaves
January 22, 2025

This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture

by Andreas Trolf

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January 29, 2025

Deferred Culling Email to President Nyarlathotep’s Workforce

by Andrew Paul
January 29, 2025

Reasons Your Password Was Rejected

by Daniel Kibblesmith
January 28, 2025

How We Restored Our New York City Loft to an Authentic Nineteenth-Century Sweatshop

by Annie Agnone and Aaron Kheifets
January 28, 2025

Reviews of New Food: Jeni’s Cosmic Bloom Ice Cream

by Gwendolyn Pryor Boutros