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desert-island

August 1, 2023

Things I Definitely Wouldn’t Bring If I Were Stranded on a Desert Island

by McKayley Gourley
November 1, 2018

Top Ten Albums I Would Take to a Desert Island (Please Don’t Send Me to a Desert Island)

by Avery Monsen
January 6, 2015

Someone On This Desert Island is Banksy

by Keaton Patti
August 28, 2008

Three Things I’d Take to a Desert Island

by Mike Sacks
September 15, 2006

HAL 9000’s Comments While Trapped on a Desert Island, and Your Name Is Dave

by Joyce Hughes and Miranda Burgess

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
December 20, 2024

An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender