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January 11, 2021We Are Living in Orwell’s 1984. I Think. I Don’t Know. I Didn’t Read the Book. Who’s Orwell?
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October 26, 2020A Quiet Evening at Home With Don, Jr. and Kimberly
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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August 6, 2018I Support My Large, Sweaty Adult Son, But I Will Throw Him Under the Bus in a Heartbeat
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February 5, 2018The Muellertese Falcon
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December 7, 2017An Excerpt from Donald Trump Jr.’s Testimony Before the House Intelligence Committee
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October 5, 2017Breakfast at Tiffany Trump’s
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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July 11, 2017Important Political Weather Report: Unprecedented Liberal Smugness Warning
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July 11, 2017Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner