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December 19, 2024I Am Whoville’s Only Home Insurance Provider, and I Am So Screwed
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December 20, 2023Abbott and Costello and the Grinch Watch a Baseball Game Between the Whos Down in Whoville
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April 14, 2023Elon Musk Comes for the Sneetches
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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March 3, 2021I’m All for Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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December 23, 2020How the Grinch Stalled Whovid
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November 8, 2019Aaron Sorkin’s Green Eggs and Ham
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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February 24, 2016I Do Not Like My Tinder Date
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July 2, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Hat, The Cat In The
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied