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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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February 24, 2025To Increase Government Efficiency, Every Federal Employee Must Write an Email No One Will Read
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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April 24, 2024Acknowledgments Page for the Email I Put Off for Seven Weeks and Finally Sent
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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December 26, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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August 9, 2023Email Greetings for Modern Times
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas