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energy-drinks

February 18, 2025

We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko

by Sam Kimelman
October 7, 2020

Four Loko Is Officially Four Woke-o

by Sam Kimelman
June 24, 2016

Business Ideas Sparked By My Passion for Drinking Monster Energy Drinks

by Alexa Loftus
August 5, 2011

My Body is a Performance Machine With Advanced Nutritional Needs

by Janet Manley
June 17, 2011

Word Up, Kids, and Guzzle Down the Stiffest Energy Drink Out There, FLACCID!

by Teddy Wayne

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March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 9, 2025

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

by TJ Dawe

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April 21, 2025

I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife

by Hayley Igarashi Thomas
April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 21, 2025

This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law

by Talia Argondezzi
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr