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April 9, 2024An Excerpt from Eli Burnstein’s Dictionary of Fine Distinctions
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May 5, 2023Excerpts from AI-Written Rom-Coms That Prove Human Writers Are Obsolete
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May 1, 2023Excerpts from My Wilderness Adventure Novel Where It’s a Crucial Plot Point That All the Characters Went to Notre Dame
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January 24, 2022Excerpts from The House of Girth, Edith Wharton’s 1905 Novel About Powerlifting
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July 9, 2021A Passage from TACEIPV, My Police Procedural Novel Written After Playing the New York Times’ Word Game Spelling Bee for Ten Consecutive Hours
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January 16, 2019How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: An Excerpt from John Minichillo’s New Book, The Last Workshop
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March 29, 2018Excerpts from My Upcoming Novel, Ready Player Two: Girl Stuff
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January 3, 2012A McSweeney’s Books Preview: An Excerpt from John Horgan’s The End of War
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas