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All posts tagged
failures
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May 21, 2019Wine Pairings to Help You Cope With Karen’s Most Recent Success
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May 24, 2016CV of Personal Failures
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November 20, 2015The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure
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September 9, 2013I Can Now Safely Admit That My Cash-for-Expired-Coleslaw Business Was a Complete Failure
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April 23, 2012Failure Map
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February 22, 2012Diary Of My Failed Antarctic Expedition
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July 21, 2011Reasons My Puppet Show Pilot Wasn’t Picked Up for Television
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May 12, 2011Compliments Given to Me After a Comedy Show Where I Bombed For 45 Minutes Straight
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February 17, 2011Fragments from Doomed Musical! The Musical
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September 24, 2009Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas