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All posts tagged
fast-food
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April 22, 2024I Tried IHOP’s Sonic the Hedgehog Menu So You Don’t Have to, But I Wish You’d Help Out Once in a While
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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July 22, 2019I’m Glad the Government Is Protecting Our Most Vulnerable People: Chick-fil-A
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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June 16, 2016Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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May 7, 2015The Hamburglar Speaks
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November 20, 2014Preliminary Report on the Working Group for the Study of Secret Menu Items
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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February 28, 2012New Food Mashups
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead