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All posts tagged
fitbit
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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May 2, 2017Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit
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April 25, 2017Introducing FitBigot!
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October 20, 2015A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit
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September 24, 2014Fitbit Results Throughout History
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes