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Alfred Hitchcock: 39 steps

Neil Armstrong: 1 step for man

Traditional Texas dance: 2 steps

Women’s equality: 1 step forward, 2 steps back

AA: 12 steps

Philosopher Lao Tzu: 1 step (the first of hopefully 1000 miles)

Madness: 1 step beyond

Paula Abdul: 2 steps forward, 2 steps back (because opposites attract)

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