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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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October 26, 2023Sex Ed in Florida is Now Just a Video of Ron DeSantis Playing the “Lime in the Coconut” Song on the Bongos
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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November 16, 2022Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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June 23, 2022For Pride Month, Disney Proudly Announces Its First Openly Closeted Characters
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 28, 2025How We Restored Our New York City Loft to an Authentic Nineteenth-Century Sweatshop
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January 28, 2025Reviews of New Food: Jeni’s Cosmic Bloom Ice Cream
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January 28, 2025Everything You Need to Know about Rememory, the $150 Million Apple TV Hit That Can Be Watched Only in a Retirement Community in Ohio
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope