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All posts tagged
florida
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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October 26, 2023Sex Ed in Florida is Now Just a Video of Ron DeSantis Playing the “Lime in the Coconut” Song on the Bongos
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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November 16, 2022Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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June 23, 2022For Pride Month, Disney Proudly Announces Its First Openly Closeted Characters
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat