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October 18, 2017

Wirecutter Review: The Best Paper Towel for Mopping Up Tears

by Andrew Cushing
June 6, 2016

My Life Has No Meaning, But Have You Tried the New Toaster?

by Madeleine Trebenski
December 14, 2015

Trampolines Were Supposed to Bring Us Closer Together, But I Think They’re Driving Us Further Apart

by Sam Shelstad
July 9, 2013

We Can’t Let the Impending Apocalypse Delay the Release of Our Photo-Sharing App

by Mike Lacher
March 6, 2012

Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy

by River Clegg
March 8, 2011

Review: The Mead Spiral 100 College-Ruled Notebook

by Zach Miller

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

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