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All posts tagged
gentrification
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June 18, 2024We Love the Character of this Neighborhood So We Bought a House, Tore It Down, and Built a Mansion Resembling a La Quinta Inn
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April 15, 2024Your Son’s Transplant (to Brooklyn) Was Successful
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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May 22, 2023Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come in and We’ll Move Back to the Neighborhood We Used to Live in Before We Got Priced Out
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February 10, 2022We Need to Stop Gentrification, Right After I Move into This Neighborhood
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January 12, 2022Ho There! I Am a Nineteenth-Century Iron Worker and I Await the Day This Factory Is Refurbished into an Up-Market Food Hall
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October 29, 2021This Haunted New England Fishing Village Used to Be a Lot Cooler 175 Years Ago
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires