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gifts
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January 23, 2024I Am the Balance on Your Gift Card, Unknowable, Eternal
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December 6, 2023A Gift-Wrapping Guide for Recently Divorced Dads
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July 6, 2023What Your Choice of Wedding Registry Gift Says About You
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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February 14, 2022Anniversary Gifts: Traditional, Modern, and I Just Binged Yellowjackets
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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December 14, 2018Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee