First Anniversary
Traditional: Paper
Modern: Clocks
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Non-pond water served in festive flutes made from leaves.
Second Anniversary
Traditional: Cotton
Modern: China
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Flatware crafted from the finest airplane fuselage.
Third Anniversary
Traditional: Leather
Modern: Crystal
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: The last of Lottie’s lithium.
Fourth Anniversary
Traditional: Fruit
Modern: Appliances
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Handsewn journal detailing how Shauna fucked your boyfriend.
Fifth Anniversary
Traditional: Wood
Modern: Silverware
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Twenty return plane tickets to New Jersey, never used, slightly worn.
Sixth Anniversary
Traditional: Iron
Modern: Wood
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Romantic meal with Jackie. Wait, sorry: a romantic meal of Jackie.
Seventh Anniversary
Traditional: Wool
Modern: Desk Set
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Adorable Build-A-Bear built from nearby bear carcass.
Eighth Anniversary
Traditional: Pottery
Modern: Linens
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Bespoke face covering to conceal oozing wolf bites.
Ninth Anniversary
Traditional: Willow
Modern: Leather
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Juliette Lewis’ leather jacket. Also, her ability to make “grizzled” the new sexy.
Tenth Anniversary
Traditional: Aluminum
Modern: Diamonds
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Accent scarf dyed in squirrel urine.
Eleventh Anniversary
Traditional: Steel
Modern: Jewelry
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Necklace made from Misty’s malfunctioning flight recorder and/or her malfunctioning Gaydar.
Twelfth Anniversary
Traditional: Silk
Modern: Pearls
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Weird symbol painted in blood even though nobody will know what it fucking even means until season two.
Thirteenth Anniversary
Traditional: Lace
Modern: Furs
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Delicate crown of deer bones, signifying rise as Queen of the Cannibals.
Fourteenth Anniversary
Traditional: Ivory
Modern: Gold
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Tampons
Fifteenth Anniversary
Traditional: Crystal
Modern: Watches
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: A cozy candlelit table set with—OMFG, IS THAT A DOG’S HEAD? WHAT THE FUCK, PRODUCERS??
Twentieth Anniversary
Traditional: China
Modern: Platinum
I Just Binged Yellowjackets: Girl jerky