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girlfriends
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May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
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September 1, 2022If Kazuo Ishiguro’s Never Let Me Go Was About Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends
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February 12, 2021Famous Fictional Men Review Their Made-to-Order Girlfriends
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October 11, 2019If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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November 21, 2016Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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July 16, 2015Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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September 3, 2010Things My Girlfriend Said During Last Night’s Game of Clue, Which Lead Me To Believe That She Might Be Cheating On Me
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January 21, 2010How I Plan To Impress My Girlfriend’s Parents
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October 21, 2008World of Warcraft vs. My Girlfriend
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner