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grown-ups
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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July 14, 2020Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
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September 10, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 12, 2018Myths About Your Thirties — Debunked
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October 28, 2016The Adult Haunted House of Horrors
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October 20, 2016Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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August 3, 2016Welcome to PINT SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
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February 25, 2010Grown-Up Crayon Colors
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December 14, 2009An Anne Geddes Baby Grows Up
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner