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grown-ups
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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July 14, 2020Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
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September 10, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 12, 2018Myths About Your Thirties — Debunked
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October 28, 2016The Adult Haunted House of Horrors
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October 20, 2016Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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August 3, 2016Welcome to PINT SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
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February 25, 2010Grown-Up Crayon Colors
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December 14, 2009An Anne Geddes Baby Grows Up
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner