I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old

I am “wearing pajamas at 7 PM” years old.

I am “how much do you want to cover your greys?” years old.

I am “I remember Clippy” years old.

I am “concerned about my fiber intake” years old.

I am “hiring professional movers instead of bribing my friends with pizza and beer” years old.

I am “thinking about dinner starting at 3:30 pm” years old.

I am “unironically liking the music playing at the dentist’s office” years old.

I am “taking cornhole very seriously” years old.

I am “need a week to recover from a night out” years old.

I am “providing tech support to my parents” years old.

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I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo” Years Old