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health-care

September 18, 2024

FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase

by Emily Schleiger
February 10, 2023

Your Health Insurance Is Now Supermarket Cake

by Laura Foody
May 12, 2020

Why I Love My Private Health Insurance and You Should Too (Love My Private Health Insurance)

by Dean Kramer
April 30, 2020

“Thanks for Assuming I’m Not the Faculty and That My Faculty Is Male”: Texts from Four Women ICU Physicians Across the Country Caring for COVID Patients

by Lekshmi Santhosh, Michelle Sharp, Nancy Stewart, and Gretchen Winter
June 3, 2019

Feel Good Stories From Trump’s America

by Lucy Huber
February 5, 2018

Four Norwegian Immigrants With Their Eyes On the American Dream

by Sarah Hutto
September 21, 2017

Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?

by Bob Vulfov
July 29, 2017

Top Gun’s Maverick Addresses the Application of the Term “Maverick” to Senator John McCain

by Susan Harlan
July 26, 2017

If You Give a Poor a Doctor

by River Clegg
July 5, 2017

I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied

by Joe Hospodor

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us

by Christian F. Nunes
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by Jennie Egerdie
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Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen

by Tom Ellison
November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman