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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell
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May 13, 2024The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
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May 8, 2024Your Child Will Be Disenrolled from Camp Unless You Upload a Form That You’ve Never Heard of and We Will Not Explain
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July 28, 2023Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
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February 27, 2023I Need My Prestige TV Shows to Make Me Feel So Bad That I See Hell
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August 15, 2022You Have Been Damned to Attend Cindy’s Virtual Nail Polish Party for All of Eternity
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August 3, 2022Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
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September 24, 2021Guide to Making Friends as an Adult, According to Hades, Greek God of the Underworld
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September 14, 2021The Sixth Circle of Hell Will Be Closed Tuesdays Due to a Shortage of Workers
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August 6, 2021Actually, Compared with Earth, Hell’s Climate Policies Are Super Progressive
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