McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
high-school
-
April 9, 2024You Can Try Sample Questions from the New SATs or You Can Hit Yourself Over the Head Repeatedly with This Plumber’s Wrench
-
January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
-
January 4, 2024What Your Senior Year High School Musical Says About You
-
November 1, 2023What to Do When You Encounter Your Time-Traveling Future Self
-
September 8, 2023Universally Acknowledged Truths for High School Teachers
-
January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
-
October 20, 2022Open Letter to the Friend I Was Probably in Love with in High School Before I Realized I Was Gay
-
September 14, 2022We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
-
August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
-
June 23, 2022Before You Enjoy Your Summer, Here Are Some Minor Budget Cuts for Next Year’s High School Music Program
Trending 🔥
-
November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
-
November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
-
November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
-
November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires